Re-writing the story of my life.: Archive

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I feel fucking terrible.

Maccas here I come!

Jan 1st

Pretty df icing drunk soooonteah happy new...

I brought in the new year with most of the peowldysj I love moisten that an a thing else in the world

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omg I'm about to watch the season finalie of...

I think I know what happens but omg I don’t want it to be true :(

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"I'm the new probation worker"

Well we all know how this is going to end.

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When you were younger and a friend came over. →

the-absolute-best-gifs: The awkward first half hour of politeness: The next couple of hours: When their parents came to collect them: “HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE! HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol