1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex?
Jovy probably haha.
2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?
No.
3.Are you stubborn?
Yes.
4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass?
Yes.
5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you?
My dogs probs forever alone.
6.Do you tend to hold a grudge?
It depends on what the grudge is for.
7.Who is the last person that pissed you off?
The person who fucked my knee up.. Or my friends who stole my crutches, yeah really funny guys.
8.Whats something that bothers you about girls?
Backstabbing.
9.What’s a fact about the last person that texted you?
She loves NCIS.
10.Who sits in behind you in your math class?
Maths? Lol I dropped maths.
11.Where is the biggest scar on your body?
My knee.
12.Have you ever been told you were amazing?
Yeah lol they be trippin’.
13.Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
It depends. If they started while we were together I would help them out of it, but if I met them while they were on drugs definitely not.. Except pot.
14.When was the last time you fought with your parents?
My dad, two weekends ago. My mum, never.
15.What was the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
Goon, or a mixture of goon and Canadian Club.
16.What would your last name be if you married the last person you texted?
…my current last name awkwaaaaaard.
17.Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
Nope.
18.Who was the last person to play with your hair?
Jovy or Jess Silcock, who knows.
19.Do you get along with girls?
Yeah.
20.Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
No, he is a fuckhead.
21.Who was the last person you kissed on the cheek?
No idea.
22.Who are your last 4 txts from?
Mum, brother, Jovy and Kellee.
23.Who was the last girl you talked to?
Mum.
24.Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
Is this a trick question? I’m 17 and I go to Galvin lol of course.
25.Would you ever get plastic surgery?
No.
26.Do you speak any other languages other than English?
No.
27.What was the last lie you told your mother?
I told her I didn’t drink on the weekend but I did.
28.Have you ever had to call the cops on someone?
Yes.
29.What was the last compliment you received?
No idea I’m pretty fucked.
30.Have you talked to a bitch today?
Nope.
31.Are your parents divorced?
No but if they could be they would be.
32.Have you had sex today?
No.
33.Do you judge people you don’t know?
Sometimes.
34.Are you a bad influence?
I don’t think so.
35.Is there anyone that’s in love with you right now?
I highly doubt it.
36.Would you ever live with any of your best friends?
Yes.
37.How many people in your life have you kissed?
4 or 5 maybe.
38.Are you photogenic?
Lol no.
39.Does anyone know a really deep and dark secret about you?
Yes.
40.Do you use birth control pills?
No.
41.When was the last time you went to a funeral?
2009.
42.Has one of your boyfriends best friends ever tried to get with you?
Lol what boyfriend?
43.What do you receive the most compliments on?
My eyes.
44.Do you currently owe anyone money?
Don’t think so.
45.Would you ever marry anyone for their money?
No.
46.Do you usually have a lot of drama in your life?
Sometimes.
47.Who do you think is the most attractive actor?
I dunno.
48.How old is the last person you kissed on the lips?
17.. Or maybe 18 now eh who knows.
49.Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you?
Yes.
50.Are you 100% over the last person you kissed?
Yes.
51.What’s one thing you don’t like about yourself?
Weight and my tendency to want to hit people.
52.Have you told anyone that you missed them lately?
No, but I want to.
It’s you.
Things I did last night/early this morning:
- Consume alcohol.
- Consume alcohol.
- Play Kings which requires you to consume alcohol.
- Fist pumped.
- Consume alcohol.
- Put a rocking horse in a bathroom.
- Consume alcohol.
- Consume alcohol.
- Take photos.
- Consume alcohol.
- Have my status updated by drunk people.
- Consume alcohol.
- Put a rocking horse on a pool table.
- Consume alcohol.
- Consume alcohol.
- Put a giant teapot on top of the rocking horse on the pool table.
- Consume alcohol.
- Consume alcohol.
- Put a rocking horse in my sleeping friends bedroom.
- Consume alcohol.
- Consume alcohol.
- Watch Bratz while I was drunk.
- Tweet.
- Had three hours sleep.
- Put a giant teapot next to my friends bed.
- Put a rocking horse in a tree.
- Put empty bottles that held various alcoholic substances in it.
- Put a beanbag on a clothes line.
- Half a lemon with a chair.
- Write a third of an English essay while under the influence of alcohol.
People are cunts.
No exceptions.
Nothing personal against anyone, but every single fucking person has the quality so that they can be, at times, a cunt. It’s not because, as individuals, people are bad - it’s the human race itself, and as of late there are so many people that I could not give a shit about. People are not only cunts to me, but to my friends and people I care about. I love so many of the people around me, but the human race as a whole can get fucked.
Sorry for continuous use of the word ‘cunt’. I could not think of a word that would represent my anger as it is now.
I miss everything about you.
I miss your smile, your jokes, your music, your intelligence, our once so close friendship, your smell, your height, your eyes, your smart arse answers, the way you would hold me, our awkward conversations. I just miss you and everything about you. It’s been so long and I just wonder what things would have been like if I hadn’t have been so stupid.
You make it so hard for me to get over you.
I finally think I am and then you say something or do something and all of a sudden I remember all of these amazing qualities. I then I start to notice all of these little things about you. Your smile and how amazing it is, the beautiful colour of your eyes and how your eye lashes frame them. The annoying and stupid jokes you try and tell and how they’re never funny unless they are really stupid. The colour of your hair and how it looks when you wake up in the morning, and how I like to ruffle it. How tan your body is and your arms. How you kick the footy. How you offered me chocolate and how you helped me with mouthpieces. Your hands and how perfect they look. The way you let me put your hood on your head and how you pay me back for it. Everything about you makes me fall even harder for you.
I was so god damn happy.
And then you had to come back and fuck everything up. You had to waltz back into my life. Not that you were completely out of it, but we didn’t talk that much. And it’s not like talking over the internet was going to spark these feelings. But seeing you made me fall for you all over again. And you know what I hate? It hurt so fucking much the first time. You made me cry in front of one of my best friends on my birthday, and that was so embarrassing, and I don’t ever want to feel that way again. I never wanted to feel this way again. This is why I was worried you were coming down. This is why I partly didn’t want you to come down.
I NEED TO STOP THINKING AND DO SOME FUCKING HOMEWORK.
September 2008.
- The way we wrestled for the footy, and then we would just lie there.
- The way you picked me up at the beach; on the sand, in the water. And then the way you would spin me around and make us fall into the water together.
- Our meaningful conversations walking back to camp from the beach, the way you believed in me, and your reaction last night at the gala when you said “she got good!”
- Our meaningful conversations when alone.
- The way we would sit outside by ourselves eating dinner.
- How you would always try and sit next to me, and try not to make it obvious.
- How there were no seats left for me on the couch and you made me sit on your lap.
- How when you went back to Queensland you would call me or text me after work and late at night.
- How you would come on MSN just for me.
December 2008.
- Hurt.
August 2011.
- Almost as much chemistry as 2008.
- Flirting.
- Going out of your way to talk to me.
- Texting each other when we’re sitting across the table.
- Asking me to get equipment so I didn’t have to leave.
It seems as though nothing has changed, like we could finally be together and just turn the rumours into reality. If only you didn’t have a girlfriend. And you know what I want to know? Why you and your girlfriend had to get back together before you came to Melbourne, and why you’re doing the things you’re doing when you have a girlfriend. When you hurt me I forgot all of the good memories and I was happy that we were friends, and now I just want to see you. However I have made a decision not to see you, because it will just cause more pain. I’m not going to lie, if I got the opportunity to see you I would take it up, but I don’t want to see you because of the pain it will cause. Now that you’ve come back I remember all of these wonderful moments, and the reasons why I fell for you. I just want to relive all of those good memories.
Soz tumblr, you don’t have to read it, just need to vent and write and shit.
Rant time.
It doesn’t matter if you are religious or not. I am not, but I am generally accepting. I have plenty of friends who are Christian. I am not against religion, I am against people who preach their beliefs to me.
However, people who try to preach and tell me how awesome their religion is can quite frankly go and fuck off. I have my own theories and my own preferences and if you do not like them then you can get screwed. People are going to do what ever they want and they are going to do it how ever they want. If people want to have sex before marriage, then they will do it. If people want to smoke, they will do it. If people don’t want to believe in Jesus then don’t force it onto them.
Personally, I believe that the bible is an outdated load of crock.
According to the bible, all ladies should have their heads covered, marriages are only valid if a woman is a virgin and she should be executed if she is not. Divorce is prohibited. The bible was written over 3,000 years ago and also includes prohibitions such as round haircuts, tattoos, working on Sunday, wearing clothing made of mixed fabrics, eating pork, eating shellfish, getting your fortune told and playing with the skin of a pig. Playing with the skin of a pig means bye bye American Football which I personally do not have a problem with but a lot of other people will. I believe in doing what is right regardless of what I have been told, where as the bible tells you what to do regardless of whether or not it is right.
I need more than “because it is in the bible” or “the bible says you should not do that” to tell me what I should be doing. If I ask to hear what your beliefs are, then by all means go ahead and tell me, but otherwise keep your thoughts to yourself so people like me do not have to hear them.
(Source: forsythfelony)
